MGL vs. Ozzie Guillen vs. The World

The enlightening and irascible Mitchel Lichtman -- that's MGL to you -- did a spot on Clubhouse Confidential yesterday ...

Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen found this appearance most enlightening!

all gm in baseball please give mitchel litchman a job or bench coach he is good hahaha wow

all these guys on mlb network right now just writing books wow genius haha

That's pretty amazing, a major-league manager showing respect for MGL! It just shows how far sabermetrics have ... wait, was that genuine? Could be sarcasm. To the Ozzie Guillen sentence diagrammer!

Well, I'll be. Looks like ol' Ozzie was having a jape at MGL's expense. Who'd've thunk that the philosophies of those two wouldn't line up? Besides everyone, of course.

Just when you think that the universe isn't about you, you get tweets from Ozzie Guillen about a respected sabermetrician ...