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Jeremy Affeldt: Master Of Irony

From Jeremy Affeldt's Twitter feed:

Just bought groceries at whole foods in Scottsdale. Did I buy produce or did I buy the farm that it came from! Organic is expensive!

Affeldt's made $9 million the last two years, and will make another $5 million this year. He knows that 46 million Americans are using food stamps to get by, and complaining about the price of groceries is poor form when you're a millionaire. Unless you're being ironic.

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What he knows

I wonder if Affeldt really knows specifically that 46 million Americans are using food stamps, but I imagine you’re simply citing that fact to prove a point.

Still, organic food is significantly more expensive than non-organic. There’s a reason Whole Foods is nicknamed “Whole Wallet.” And many millionaires are known for being parsimonious.

by GBSimons on Feb 8, 2012 12:26 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Here we call it “Whole Paycheck,” but yeah.

by HawkeyeEdward on Feb 8, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Weak.

I would have him say, “Just got back from Whole Foods and I thank Jesus Christ that I’m healthy enough and talented to be able to afford the produce there without even thinking about how much money’s in my checking account.”

by Rob Neyer on Feb 8, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I traveled in India

Where the poorest American is wealthy by comparison. When a cab driver tried to rip me off I had no problem saying so, despite the fact that I was rich in that city.

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by Dandy Salderson on Feb 8, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Still Weak

Sorry, Rob, a ball-player making a comment on Whole Food’s prices isn’t a case for irony. I won’t begrudge anyone commenting on the prices of produce from that store regardless of how much the player earns or how many people are on food-stamps. And your lame comment above is pretty mean-spirited, I can see you rolling your eyes while writing it…or am I reading too much into it? See what I did there….

by herrnaphta on Feb 8, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

yes

reminding everyone he has a large salary would be really classy.

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by natteringnabob on Feb 9, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

This is just a really weird complaint

Especially because if he did the opposite – claiming that the high food cost was no big deal, it would actually seem more offensive to those with less money.

by todmod on Feb 8, 2012 2:02 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Rob, you need to re-analyze your perspective on this story

I believe it is actually a good thing that a multi-millionaire still has enough of a grip in reality to realize the value of a dollar and to make a comment like this, at least he still grocery shops, hell, many in his position have staff hired to do that stuff. Now, if he complained about the amount of taxes he pays per year on his fortune, that would be poor form.

by CLEAN88GT on Feb 8, 2012 3:23 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

I believe he works with a third organization as well to provide clean drinking water in third world countries as well, though I can’t remember the name off the top of my head.

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by Solidarity on Feb 8, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah but I bet he bought all 135,000 of those meals from Whole Foods and complained about each and every one.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Feb 8, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

“Man, am I fighting world hunger or funding a government buyout of Kenya, amirite? Haha, gimme some skin!”

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Feb 8, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, give Neyer a break.

He obviously had nothing better to do like, say, write a column that required some thought or research.

Seriously, Rob, this was really dumb and makes it seem like you don’t know anything about the players you write about. Kind of like you still worked at ESPN or something.

by mrs. owlcroft on Feb 8, 2012 8:13 PM EST reply actions   4 recs

Hey, maybe this post was meta-irony on Rob's part!

Betcha didn’t see that coming, guys.

(Sorry, I’m late to the dogpile.)

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 8, 2012 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

Yes

with all the insufferable jackhole athletes detailed every day across SBN sites, make fun of one of the most philanthropic players of them all. Do they take food stamps at the locally-sourced hipster co-op where you shop?

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by natteringnabob on Feb 8, 2012 11:26 PM EST via mobile reply actions   2 recs

I prefer Trader Joe's myself

Just as good and half the price. Up yours Whole Cock!

by Brendl on Feb 8, 2012 11:56 PM EST reply actions  

A millionare can still know the value of money

Seemed more like a comment than a complaint.

Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.

by NathanielS on Feb 9, 2012 11:55 AM EST reply actions  

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