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First baseman Gaby Sanchez was unable to break glass […] when he threw baseballs a few weeks ago at the team’s backstop aquarium.
Sanchez: /throws ball
Aquarium: /cracks
Loria: You fool!
Aquarium: /breaks
Loria: That was a load-bearing aquarium!
Stadium: /collapses
Sanchez:
Loria: /flees country in jetpack
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How long before
all the fish are dead from the shockwaves through the water?
Thought I had seen it all. Then Marco Scutaro stole 2nd base on a walk.
Sure I had seen it all. Then Jose Bautista stole 3rd base during and IBB.
Now I've seen it all. I think.
by coolhead2010 on Feb 2, 2012 3:53 PM EST reply actions
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I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Feb 2, 2012 3:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I expelled a hearty chuckle.
Thank you kind sir.
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by -Carson- on Feb 2, 2012 3:55 PM EST reply actions
Loria flees the country...
and the new Miami HR feature doesn’t exist?
I call that a win-win scenario!
"Surgeons have determined that doing the wave will, yes, will cause tears to the suprapinatus muscle and the infraspinatus muscle from the throwing of an individual's arms rapidly into the air. In addition, any children doing the wave will be sold to the circus. Do NOT do the wave in the ballpark. Doing the wave is safe at pro football games and Miley Cyrus concerts.
-scoreboard announcement at Ranger Ballpark in Arlington via Baseball Nation.
by RdRnnr on Feb 2, 2012 4:40 PM EST reply actions
Nothing says quality craftsmanship
Like a load-bearing aquarium!
"How much money can we offer Brandon Lyon without making him suspicious"
by SenSurround on Feb 2, 2012 5:53 PM EST reply actions
If they weren't the Marlins I might think having an aquarium as a backstop is really stupid
by lemonverbena on Feb 2, 2012 5:54 PM EST via mobile reply actions
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