The Arizona Diamondbacks almost lost 100 games in 2010 before winning their division in 2011. Could something like that happen this season?
Feb 2, 2012 - As the renaissance of the Arizona Diamondbacks was happening, you could understand where it was coming from. It took a couple of months, but after you got used to Josh Collmenter being good, Justin Upton being a superstar, and Ian Kennedy and Daniel Hudson at the top of a rotation, it wasn't that hard to see how they'd be good once they were good. It's the tautology of surprise contenders.
But last year at this time, the Diamondbacks were a last-place team. That was the only way to describe them, the only frame of reference you had. Their bullpen was something you'd describe in a dark tent holding a flashlight under your face. The rotation was going to rely on two unproven youngsters, and they wouldn't even have Dan Haren this time. It was impossible to look into the future and see how things shook out. In January of 2011, a joshcollmenter might have been something shiny and chrome that you were ogling in a Crate & Barrel catalog.
That's the challenge that we face trying to pick the contenders for teams that have a chance to go worst-to-first. It's not likely -- it's only the 11th time in history that it's happened, though it's an easier thing to do in the three-division era. Another difficulty: the Diamondbacks can't do it this year, and they're the ones who have done it more than a quarter of the time.
Here, then, is a quick look at the six last-place teams from 2011, in order of their chances to go worst-to-first.
Astros
Nope.
Orioles
If they were to do it -- if the Orioles could overcome the Rays, Red Sox, and Yankees (not to mention a Blue Jays team that has more than a little talent), it would be one of the best baseball stories of the decade. Aces would emerge. Hitting stars would be born. Rock operas would be written. Constellations would be renamed.
But they haven't developed a processor that can calculate the exact number of things that would need to go right. There's too much to overcome in a perilously strong division. I could see them having an interesting year with a few breaks -- think the 2009 Reds, who took a big step forward just by not being bad. But 2012 AL East Champions, these Orioles are not.
Mariners
The Rangers were already pretty danged good, and they got better. The Angels made one of the most important moves of the offseason, but I'm sure you're all sick of reading about Jeff Mathis. The Mariners would have to exceed expectations dramatically, and both the Rangers and Angels would have to have serious, unexpected problems. Probably not going to happen. As of right now, Jason Vargas is the Mariners' second starter. Kevin Millwood is a) still active, and b) the #3 starter. That's before you get to the offense, which probably just improved greatly with a Carlos Guillen signing.
Twins
The Prince Fielder deal dropped them a peg, but they still have Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau. Which might not mean anything. Which might mean as much as, say, the 2004 Pirates having both Jason Kendall and Raul Mondesi. This all depends on what you think Mauer and Morneau can still provide.
I'll give them the benefit of the doubt, though, if only because I want them to be good again. Even if they are, the rotation has exactly one pitcher that I'd trust, Scott Baker, and he hasn't thrown more than 200 innings in his nine-year professional career. Carl Pavano and Jason Marquis are the bookends of the rotation. Jeff Suppan must have switched phone numbers. We're a long way from Johan Santana and an unbroken Francisco Liriano being the most electric pitching duo in the sport.
Padres
When we weren't looking, the Padres acquired eight legitimate hitters. None of them are great; only a couple of them might be good. But there isn't anyone in the lineup that makes you furrow your brow in disgust. They did trade away Mat Latos, and that makes a surprise season that much more unlikely, but the Padres have a Geppettonian workshop in the bowels of Petco where they build annoyingly effective pitchers out of cadavers and rubber bands. Their pitching will be fine.
It's not especially likely that the Padres will contend, but the NL West isn't filled with juggernauts. It's certainly not impossible for San Diego to match their surprise success from 2010.
Marlins
It'd be an expensive worst-to-first, but it still counts. Jose Reyes and Mark Buehrle are fantastic additions. The rotation is deep, and the bullpen is improved. The lineup is solid throughout. One of these days, Mike Stanton will consume us all. There's a lot to like with this team.
Their biggest problem is with the division. The Phillies, Braves, and Nationals all have enough talent to win the NL East. The Phillies are the favorites, but the Braves aren't that far behind if they have a healthy Jason Heyward. The Nationals' front three is impressive, and they could improve substantially with their up-the-middle players. And the Mets are
The odds are pretty outstanding that none of these last-place teams will win their division, just like it was pretty unlikely for the Diamondbacks to jump ahead of the Giants. But it happened. And it could again with different teams. Even the Orioles.
Also, if the Orioles win the AL East, I will write The Wire: The Musical with a closing number titled "Just Say No ... No ... Nobody's Gonna Stop Us Now!" that's both uplifting and spectacular. So there's plenty to root for.
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I’m not crazy am I? The title was First to Worst, right?
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by BullManUGA on Feb 2, 2012 9:11 AM EST reply actions
It was. Sloppy. Title was the last thing to do after a long night.
by Grant Brisbee on Feb 2, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
I usually sleep.
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by Brandon C. on Feb 2, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
"And the Mets are..."
…?
by TheBigStapler on Feb 2, 2012 9:38 AM EST reply actions
If you can't say nice things ...
by Grant Brisbee on Feb 2, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
Besides, it's true.
It’s got a subject, a verb… everything you need, really! Throw some punctuation in there, and you’re good to go!
Simply by being, the Mets provide an obstacle to the Marlins’ success. I mean, they probably won’t get season-swept by everyone in the NL East… right? Maybe the Mets’ one win will drop Miami out of a tie for a playoff spot. Reyes could injure himself in Queens for old times’ sake. The team plane (“The Flying Fish?”) could go down on the way to NYC. Who knows?!?
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Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Feb 2, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
I would go see an Orioles rock opera
by mikeschieve on Feb 2, 2012 9:39 AM EST via Android app reply actions
So would I and I'm a Jays fan
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by JaysfanDL on Feb 2, 2012 9:58 AM EST up reply actions
You won’t be laughing when Brian Bogusevic wins the NL MVP.
by AstroB on Feb 2, 2012 10:44 AM EST reply actions
And Cy Young!
by Grant Brisbee on Feb 2, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
J Happ, obviously
by AstroB on Feb 2, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
No.
Bogusevic wins both. MVP for hitting every four out of five days. Cy for pitching.
by Grant Brisbee on Feb 2, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
The AL West
The Rangers are older and their offense will be carried by Kinsler, Hamilton and Cruz who haven’t played full seasons in how long? Beltre is aging and has a history of injury and Michael Young hasn’t OPSd over .800 in an even number year since 2006. He’ll be 35.
The Angels have the best rotation in the AL West but are also older. Hunter, Wells and Abreau are dinosaurs making a lot of money. Pujols is past his prime but will benefit from a lot of games at DH.
There is just no guarantee that the Angels and Rangers dominate. There is a lot of room for injuries and fading vets on both teams to make this division interesting.
The M’s will have 9 starters 25 and under. They should have 12 more players on their roster under 30. If the M’s get progression out of Smoak, Ackley, Carp, Seager and Wells and get a bounce back year from Gutierrez, this team will play good ball. Will they win? That will all depend on pithcing. If the pitching can hold on for the arrival of Paxton and Hultzen the M’s can make a go of things.
by Docmilo on Feb 2, 2012 10:47 AM EST reply actions
Don't forget Montero too
Ichiro could have a decent year or too left in him as well. And no, I don’t get paid by Sullivan if anyone’s wondering.
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by JaysfanDL on Feb 2, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
Kendrick, Aybar, Callaspo, Trumbo, Morales (hopefully), Bourjos, Conger, Iannetta, Trout (at some point)
I don’t think age is that big of a problem for the Angels’ offense or defense. Though I agree with you that the Mariners could be on the way up pretty soon.
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by Commander_Nate on Feb 2, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
I can agree with a lot of this.
I mean, I watched the ’97 Giants who went from worst to first behind Shawn Estes and Kirk Rueter in the rotation. It just takes a ton of things going right.
by Grant Brisbee on Feb 2, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Mariners would need several miracles.
Old or not, the Angels and Rangers are meaningfully better at the moment. The Mariners’ time will come, probably in the next three or four years, but it’s not gonna happen in 2012 unless every single domino falls the exact right way.
by ThirteenOfTwo on Feb 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Geppetonian
is among my new favorite adjectives. It also calls to mind a bunch of wooden liars with big noses who need only throw themselves at the ball to advance a runner.
by goyo70 on Feb 2, 2012 11:03 AM EST reply actions
If the Orioles win the AL East I will reconsider the world as a whole.
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by Brandon C. on Feb 2, 2012 11:21 AM EST reply actions
Going to be hard
I looked at the stats of all teams since 2009 and all the one mentioned in this article are in the lower tier over the last 3 seasons. Same observation for 6 years.
http://sportsnetics.com/s?id=77 → 3 years
http://sportsnetics.com/s?id=78 → 6 years
by DougD1 on Feb 2, 2012 11:31 AM EST reply actions
Not worst-to-first, but I think the Royals could ruin a lot of teams' dreams this year
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by Commander_Nate on Feb 2, 2012 11:44 AM EST reply actions
I've been pushing this all offseason!
But they need another starter or two. Plus, the Prince thing futzed them up a little.
by Grant Brisbee on Feb 2, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, as much as I'd like to see the Royals contend
that starting rotation is embarrassing.
by Every6thDay on Feb 2, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
just sayin'
Jason Kendall put up 5 WAR in 2004. (I’m nitipicking this because as a PIrates fan I feel left out of my natural plac in this discussion.)
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by WHYG Zane Smith on Feb 2, 2012 11:45 AM EST reply actions
Wow.
I just eyeballed the stats quickly and figured that was on the other side of the slope. Dude was so good. Point retracted.
by Grant Brisbee on Feb 2, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
He was meh for two years after getting hurt and then went back to being really good for two years, before getting traded for a couple of old pitchers.
The whole story is kind of painful, like everything else about the last twenty years.
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by WHYG Zane Smith on Feb 2, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
JFK Brought The
Pain to KC for a year before his arm fell off. Unfortunately, he kept on playing for a while after that happened.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Feb 8, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
If Guillen breaks camp with the Mariners I'll be surprised.
They just have nowhere to put him unless someone gets hurt. They don’t even have a DH slot.
by ThirteenOfTwo on Feb 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST reply actions
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