You know that Vladimir Guerrero is in here. Vladimir Guerrero pretty much has to be in here. But what about the others? And which player took the worst cut of all?
Feb 14, 2012 - Last Friday, we published this feature about extreme pitches hit for home runs during in 2011. I liked the data interpretation so much that, Friday night, I ran this feature on my own site about the worst swings Mariners hitters made during the 2011 season. Bad swings aren't as exciting as dingers, but I couldn't run a dingers feature for the Mariners because they didn't hit any. I thought a worst swings feature would be more appropriate.
As it happens, though, researching the Mariners' worst swings made me curious about everyone's worst swings. So I decided to pursue this feature as well. I understand that this makes me out to be kind of a one-trick pony at the moment, but I'm sure it'll pass in time. And besides, who doesn't love .gifs? That's an honest question. Who doesn't love .gifs? Is there anybody who doesn't love .gifs?
My definition of a bad swing is not a swing where the hitter trips and falls or lets go of the bat or something. Rather, I'm looking for swings at pitches the furthest away from the strike zone. Swings that were poorly conceived. Swings where the hitter falls or lets go of the bat are bad swings, too, but they're not bad swings for our purposes. There isn't data for sloppy or mechanically improper swings. There is data for swings at wild pitches.
Below, 2011's top ten swings at pitches out of the zone. Again, this isn't as cool as looking at footage of dingers, but I had to sate my curiosity.
I forgot to note earlier that checked swings, if they weren't checked enough, go in the books as swinging strikes, just like regular swinging strikes. If you find their inclusion to be irritating and not what you're interested in, prepare to be irritated and disinterested!
I'm going to tell you right now that this is the only asterisk-free full swing in the whole countdown. I thought long and hard about whether or not I should make this No. 1 for that reason. In the end, I obviously decided against it, but some people might have ranked this the worst swing of the whole season. After the swing and strikeout, one of the announcers remarked "typical Vladimir Guerrero." It is kind of typical Vladimir Guerrero, because he's looked like this a million times. He also has a career .931 OPS. Ryan Vogelsong is presented as an example of why you should never give up on a pitcher. Vladimir Guerrero might be presented as an example of why you should never give up on a hitter. "Sure, sometimes he swings at pitches like they're snakes he's trying to chase from his garden, but Vladimir Guerrero made that work, so who knows?"
Two Beckett sightings in three pitches. That's impressive. But do you know what's more impressive? Do you know what I think is the most impressive part of this clip? That's Jose Bautista. That's Jose Bautista swinging the way Jose Bautista swings. Then he holds up. He ultimately doesn't hold up enough, but look at his body. Look at how abruptly that swing attempt stops. That takes so much strength and body control. Jose Bautista even impresses me when he strikes out on a really wild pitch.
When I booted this up in MLB.tv, I navigated directly to Reyes' at-bat in the second inning. To do that, I clicked on a little Jose Reyes headshot, and the headshot showed him wearing a Miami Marlins hat. Did you guys know about this? That's crazy!
Clint Barmes is forgiven for just trying to get the Astros' season over with as quickly as possible. Clint Barmes is unforgiven for having second thoughts at the last instant. Clint Barmes needs to make up his damn mind, because nobody likes a waffler. Unless a waffler is one who prepares waffles. Then everyone likes a waffler.
Dad Flapjack: What do you want to be when you grow up, boy?
Boy Flapjack: When I grow up I wanna be a waffler, like my girlfriend's dad!
Dad Flapjack: /gasp
Grandpappy Flapjack: /gasp
Auntie Flapjack: /faints
Girl Eggo: /listens through door
Bradley: Easy Milton, nobody saw that.
Bradley: Just act natural.
Bradley: Three and two, three and two, all right.
Umpire: What are you doing, I called you out a minute and a half ago.
Bradley: How long have I been talking to myself?
Umpire: You're ejected!
Bradley: I don't understand anything.
That was the worst Mariners swing. There were worse swings!
In the screenshot, it looks like Morse got a pitch about belt-high and foul-tipped it backwards. What actually happened was that he attempted the fourth-worst swing of an entire baseball season.
Here's what I love about this. All those pitches above? Two-strike pitches. You can kind of understand that the hitters were tricked while trying to protect the plate. This pitch was a 1-and-0 pitch. It wasn't even a one-strike pitch. It wasn't even an even count. Freddie Freeman was ahead in the count. Freddie Freeman got a 1-and-0 breaking ball from James McDonald and took the third-worst swing of the season. Much like Guerrero's swing could've been the worst swing for being a full swing, this could've been the worst swing for being on a 1-and-0 count.
I like how the umpire gets up and points at Chipper like he's laughing at him. "Haha, look at how stupid you are!"
Jonathan Herrera finished with a contact rate of 88.4 percent. Teammate Troy Tulowitzki finished with a contact rate of 88.5 percent. Were it not for this botched hit-and-run, Herrera would've finished with a contact rate of 88.6 percent. I like to think the two made a preseason wager and this play is why Jonathan Herrera had to spend all offseason weeding Tulowitzki's yard in the same pair of children's overalls.
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In Vlad's defense...
He looked like he was strategically going for a dropped-third strike gimme.
by Peter_Ellwood on Feb 14, 2012 10:30 AM EST reply actions
If making it onto this list is the price to pay to have Guerrero’s career AVG, then it’s well worth the price.
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by Amigo on Feb 14, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
Nastiness rating
I wonder if you could include the nastiness rating on some of these pitches. I think the best part of it would be the nastiness rating on Huddy’s pitchout.
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by AU_Jonesy on Feb 14, 2012 10:51 AM EST reply actions
Oh come on
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by Chris St. John on Feb 14, 2012 10:56 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Pitch looks like it's in the strike zone, though.
by sanford_and_son on Feb 14, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
How did this one not win? The fact that it’s a strike and it looks this bad makes it even worse in my view. The back foot crossing the front foot while still in the middle of the box did it for me.
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by WhiskeyDrinkingMan on Feb 14, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Look at the criteria.
Plus think about how Jeff would have to look at every game and find the worst swings in order to generate a list such as this. At least this way he has numbers to base it on.
by Mariner John on Feb 14, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
The answer to your question....
It looked like a strike.
This was a list of pitches that were not close to being strikes.
by Paul AB on Feb 14, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Oh I know this wouldn't work on the list
Gotta have a way to run through data objectively and all that. But you gotta take any opportunity to post that gif that you can.
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by Chris St. John on Feb 14, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
He looks like he's trying a softball slap.
by joof on Feb 14, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
He’s trying a running swing. It’s done in softball a lot.
by dontblink on Feb 14, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
That looks like a pretty typical Ichiro swing to me. He’s had dozens of hits on swings that look like a tennis player hitting a running slice backhand.
by N in Seattle on Feb 14, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
That's downright Happy Gilmore esque...
by Menthu Ra on Feb 15, 2012 2:43 AM EST up reply actions
I dunno
about including a guy who’s purposely trying to protect a runner during a pitch out on a hit and run. All the other guys were fooled by breaking balls, whereas Herrera was just trying to poke the ball foul
by gorillagogo on Feb 14, 2012 11:05 AM EST reply actions
this.
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Pinky: "Yes, ... wait, ... no, ... never mind"
by jbg2772 on Feb 14, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
this
sounds silly
by clay_dv on Feb 14, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
How about...
…a ‘Best swings’? Which would actually be worst swings that connect. Like the guy who did Chris’s .gif but connected on his Happy GIlmore swing.
That was last year, right?
by Dale Sams on Feb 14, 2012 11:08 AM EST reply actions
That last one made me laugh at my work desk. :/
by EnglishMariner on Feb 14, 2012 11:10 AM EST reply actions
That’s what you like to think about?
Explains a lot, actually!
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by Brandon C. on Feb 14, 2012 11:14 AM EST reply actions
After the whole flapjack family dialog
I’m left wondering where Jeff’s brain goes when it’s not in his head
by J0SER on Feb 14, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
Vlad should get bonus points for not even attempting to check it.
He just really wanted to hit that baseball, much like he wants to hit every baseball, ever.
by Ballard Erik on Feb 14, 2012 12:41 PM EST reply actions
The pitch that Beckett threw to Bautista...
…was absolutely filthy. To still throw hard with that kind of movement on a 2-2 pitch really isn’t fair.
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by WhiskeyDrinkingMan on Feb 14, 2012 12:48 PM EST reply actions
Freddie Freeman looks like Buzz from Home Alone
by gabe713 on Feb 14, 2012 1:04 PM EST reply actions
How about when Kurt Suzuki struck out on a pitch that hit him?
That was ridiculous
by bungi on Feb 14, 2012 1:05 PM EST reply actions
This and the HR on bad pitches
articles were two of the most entertaining I have read. Keep ’em coming!
by Craig from Az on Feb 14, 2012 1:40 PM EST reply actions
How did Aaron Rowand not make this list?
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by Wendy Thurm on Feb 14, 2012 1:50 PM EST reply actions
now add this:
dexter fowler was caught stealing on the worst swing of 2011
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by papality on Feb 14, 2012 2:04 PM EST reply actions
OMG Mike Morse vs. Anthony Varvaro
Head asplode
by Aly Edge on Feb 14, 2012 2:05 PM EST reply actions
In Jose's defense, that bounce was right down the middle.
by the other side on Feb 14, 2012 2:28 PM EST reply actions
Needs more Brett Pill
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by Natto on Feb 14, 2012 2:44 PM EST reply actions
I came here just to say the same thing
by Cap M on Feb 14, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
I was actually thinking about making that .gif just to post it here.
Didn’t remember someone already having made it.
by Grant Brisbee on Feb 14, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Jonny Herrera once hit the weakest HR in the history of baseball..
It was so weak the pitcher thought it was a popup.
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by Charlie77 on Feb 14, 2012 3:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Surprised no Adam Dunn
With his horrendous numbers, I figured he had to have a couple of ugly cuts this season.
by The Burning Scheyer Jersey on Feb 14, 2012 3:42 PM EST reply actions
Yeah
Dunn had to be edited out by MLB from al video or records from last year.
But hey maybe they have a stat for how late your swing is? Dunn should winn that hands down.
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