Uneasy Lay The Heads ...

News has broken out that Kevin Youkilis is marrying Tom Brady's sister. If true, this is certainly news in Boston. It appears to be the greatest pairing of a batting stance with sports royalty since Nomar and Mia Hamm. The only couples that come close to Youk/Brady sister were these (can't confirm) ...

Rod Carew - Pele's sister
Phil Plantier - Laila Ali
Jeff Bagwell - Bobby Orr's yoga instructor
Ron Cey - Peggy Fleming
Ben Oglivie - Nadia Comaneci
Gil McDougal - Jim Thorpe's daughter
Bruce Bochte - Juanita Jordan
Felix Millan - Jim Brown's Senior Ball Date
Tony Batista - Jeff Gordon's ex-wife
Alex Rios - Serena Williams
Moises Alou - Kelly Slater's youth babysitter
Jason Kipnis - Diana Taurasi
Julio Franco - Yao Ming's physical therapist
Bobby Tolan - Tida Woods
Wes Covington - Babe Didrikson Zaharis
Dick McAuliffe - Roger Federer's grandmother
Dave Kingman - Secretariat's owner's daughter
Craig Counsell - Zinedine Zidane's sister. (Uh-oh. Maybe I shouldn't have gone there ... )