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Know this as St. Valentine's Day draws nigh, fair ladies: We men, by our very nature, cannot understand romance unless it is portrayed via sporting metaphor.
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I'm guessing
she’s not playing for “Putrescent,” so the name on her uniform is probably “Crescent,” and I can’t help thinking that’s a euphemism for, like, a fertile crescent or something.
Of course, he could be the “short stop,” which could be a euphemism as well, meaning she’s going to be very disappointed and this romance isn’t going to last “long.”
by bucdaddy on Feb 11, 2012 10:52 AM EST reply actions
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