Baseball Players As Traffic Signs

May 22, 2011 - A collaboration with Baseball Nation's Grant Brisbee

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People are going to say the Kendry Morales one was in bad taste

Don’t listen to them, that was freaking hilarious.

DFA Rev Halofan
I'm a 7 WAR player in bed.
Official Baker of Red Sox Nation
Fear the Roar.

by TheLoneDavid on May 22, 2011 1:05 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs

You should've seen the one from Grant that we left on the cutting room floor

by Jeff Sullivan on May 22, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions

so many work for Kendrys...got a Humpty Dumpty one?

so far all the King’s doctors can’t put him back together again

I'm an Angels fan

by ladybug on May 22, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions

Pictures or it didn't happen!

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 24, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions

/slow clap

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
@productiveouts | Productive Outs

by delorean on May 22, 2011 1:10 PM EDT reply actions

it was OK I guess

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on May 22, 2011 1:28 PM EDT reply actions

Quiet, you.

by Grant Brisbee on May 22, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions

Missed opportunity

So many options for the famous “Dangerous Curves” sign – Lincecum, Kershaw, Verlander, etc.

by overkill94DT on May 22, 2011 1:47 PM EDT reply actions

Yeah.

You get an assist for Livan.

by Grant Brisbee on May 22, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions

Favorite one was the Morales one.

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by Marisa Ingemi on May 22, 2011 3:20 PM EDT reply actions

You're like the Rebecca black of baseball blogs.

Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.

by RexTookMyStash on May 22, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs

I thought the shoulder one would have to go to Brandon McCarthy.

by yuniform on May 22, 2011 4:48 PM EDT reply actions

TOO SOON

by Grant Brisbee on May 22, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions

Press that button next to your "A" key.

Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.

by RexTookMyStash on May 22, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions

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by RunningFool on May 22, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

I got one more for you

DFA Rev Halofan
I'm a 7 WAR player in bed.
Official Baker of Red Sox Nation
Fear the Roar.

by TheLoneDavid on May 22, 2011 6:05 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs

That Vernon Wells one made me cry inside.

Go to hell Jeff.

Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.

by RexTookMyStash on May 22, 2011 7:02 PM EDT reply actions

Another

by killer_ewok18 on May 22, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions

Alexi Ogando suspected of human trafficking by U. S. Immigration Service.

CAUTION #2

"It's our money," owner Arte Moreno said.

by 44FAN on May 22, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs

yes

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 22, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs

Fantastic

RIP Dave Niehaus.

by Goose on May 22, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions

One more for Milton

by OlSalty on May 22, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

these are fun!

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 22, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs

Haha. You sir, made me laugh.

Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.

by RexTookMyStash on May 22, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions

Nice one!

OOOOOH!!!!! That was NASTY!!!!!!!!

by bmxnw on May 23, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions

It's not a player but...

by Torii Hunter's Smile on May 22, 2011 11:41 PM EDT reply actions

you could also

put a picture of phillies fans

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 23, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions

That is one muscular kid on that sign.

OOOOOH!!!!! That was NASTY!!!!!!!!

by bmxnw on May 23, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions

A Two-fer...

by Portablestanzas on May 23, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions

Also...

by Portablestanzas on May 23, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions

there is also this

From gas can to hurling fire - the adoptive father of Santiago Casilla, international man of mystery and master of the Jairoball.

by Lies and Perfidy on May 23, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Hah!

Although he named his bat, not his ball (there’s a joke in there somewhere).

by Tarrsk on May 24, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions

John Kruk?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 24, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions

hah, I just picked the goofiest looking picture of Dickey I could find

I didn’t even think about one where he was actually holding Orcrist.

From gas can to hurling fire - the adoptive father of Santiago Casilla, international man of mystery and master of the Jairoball.

by Lies and Perfidy on May 24, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions

Please excuse my awful Paint skillz

From gas can to hurling fire - the adoptive father of Santiago Casilla, international man of mystery and master of the Jairoball.

by Lies and Perfidy on May 23, 2011 12:32 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Funny, but not funny for Giants fans.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on May 24, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions

It was eventually funny in 2010

Because TGWTWS, seriously, you can even look it up.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 24, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions

Natually.

by ThundaPC on May 23, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions

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by ABeckwith4 on May 23, 2011 6:46 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs

I like how Randy's expression is vaguely apologetic

by Tarrsk on May 24, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions

Also noted by Rob Neyer

"Most all good Americans hate the Yankees. It is a value we cherish and pass on to our children like decency and democracy and the importance of a good breakfast." - William B. Mead

by Steve Nelson on May 23, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions

This works for either player pictured

by short on May 23, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions

This one also works for both of them

"Most all good Americans hate the Yankees. It is a value we cherish and pass on to our children like decency and democracy and the importance of a good breakfast." - William B. Mead

by Steve Nelson on May 23, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions