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by Grant Brisbee • Dec 7, 2011 5:07 PM EST
Why search for a clever headline when the literal description is pure poetry? The MLB Network cameras were rolling for no particular reason, and they caught someone thinking about Albert Pujols seriously going to the Marlins, and falling into a reflecting pool.
It's okay, guy. It's probably not going to happen. But now you're famous! Kind of.
There's a .gif of the sordid affair after the jump, of course.
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That was an okay episode of The Office, too.
http://youtu.be/hwmAiSsWgCI
by Every6thDay on Dec 7, 2011 5:13 PM EST reply actions
That’s what I thought of!
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by JasonB on Dec 7, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
Meh.
It’s no Man Getting Hit By Football.
by chilibean_3 on Dec 7, 2011 5:44 PM EST reply actions
This is great.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
by scout6 on Dec 7, 2011 5:45 PM EST reply actions
Looks like Frank Wren.
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti
by sddbaker on Dec 7, 2011 5:50 PM EST reply actions
That “commentary” was horrendous.
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by Natto on Dec 7, 2011 5:58 PM EST reply actions
I suppose this answers
the “When is it OK to start drinking at work?” winter meetings beer table question the other day. The answer is:
Later than this guy thought was OK.
by bucdaddy on Dec 8, 2011 9:58 AM EST reply actions
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